Office Games!

I was thinking...... you know how when we were younger we would play those games where you have to walk on the furniture, and prevent your feet from touching the ground because if they did then you would be stepping in red hot lava or you would trigger a bomb that would explode and kill us all?

Well, I think its pretty clear that kids are way less bored with life and definitely less grumpy than adults, and WHY? Well obviously its because they do fun things like play the floor is lava game!

Why don't we play games like that in the office to spice up the day a bit and get rid of some of that office aggression? For example:

1. Floor is lava game at work: Walk on the desks and chairs to visit your co-workers, get to the bathroom, etc. If someone's feet touch the ground accidentally, then scream at the top of your lungs, feign a dramatic death, and lie on the ground for 5 full minutes.

2. Cooties game: Secretly designate one of your colleagues as having "cooties", then try to avoid touching him or his desk items at all cost. If someone touches the cootie guy then point at him, giggle, and shout "You've got cooties, you've got cooties!" Never eat near or share food with the cootie guy.

3. Doorknob: Randomly shout "DOORKNOB" in the office so that everyone can hear you and then immediately start punching your co-workers till they can make it to a doorknob and touch it to save themselves.
Nick's Suggestion: I would shout something like "self-realization" so I could punch people for longer! Let 'em try to find that!

4. Criss Cross (probably equates to sexual harassment in the workplace so there will have to be a waiver everyone must sign before playing) you take your co-workers off guard by grabbing their hand when he/she least expects it and trace as many Xs on the palm with your finger as you can before he/ she can wiggle free. THEN for every X that you were able to trace on that person's hand, he/she MUST touch the butt of another co-worker of the opposite sex.

Wouldn't office life be more fun if it was like 5th grade recess?