A Life After Law School

Now that I've slapped the New York Bar Exam on the ass, and I am a real lawyer, Im going to use this blog to demonstrate the humor in life, to get a jump on all the non-law-related things I want out of life, and to prove once and for all that YES, THERE IS A LIFE AFTER LAW SCHOOL!

Wednesday, February 08, 2006

Canada HATES PORN!















The smoking gun has access to reports by Canada's Border Services Agency, "responsible for halting the importation of obscene and objectionable material", and they have published the names of some of the Admissible and Prohibited Titles from the most recent Border Services list

I exerpt for you below:

Animal Passion, Chubby Dog Fucker: PROHIBITED (Blonde Dog Fucker was also prohibited so at least the Canadian authorities aren't prejudiced)

Best of Gang-Bang Brutal: PROHIBITED (but it says its the "Best"...)

Come Here and Blow Me: ADMISSIBLE (Canadians appreciate the straightforward)

Disposable Masochist Doll: ADMISSIBLE (really? do you think they took long to deliberate on this one?)

Dru Berrymore's Bondage Desires: PROHIBITED (duh)

Happy 18th Birthday To Me: PROHIBITED (What's so bad about pin the tail on the- oh ok, I got it!)


For a complete list click here


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