Oops....

TSG has reported that DEA Agent Lee Paige (not related to me at all) has filed a federal lawsuit against the U.S. government for "improperly, illegally, willfully and/or intentionally" releasing a video of him accidentally shooting himself in the foot during a gun safety demonstration in front of small school children and their parents.

Paige had just gotten through saying how he was the only person in the room with the skillz required to handle the weapon, which was supposed to be unloaded, when he shot his own foot!

THEN, this guy has the balls to keep going with the presentation, limping around like it aint no thang, and using his incident as an example of the mistakes that can take place in the presence of guns! He even orders an assistant to bring out a BIGGER gun to demonstrate with next!!

The kids are the only ones who display any common sense at all by expressing their concern and distrust over the next weapon, and the maniacal agent. One kid even shouts sternly, "Put it down!", and parents begin dragging their children out of the room.

embarrassing? Naaaahhh, Im sure you're still a well respected DEA Agent, Mr. Paige. Oh, those rubber bullets? Those are just what we're using now cuz the budget's been cut. And, due to a miraculous disappearance of all actual dangerous crime in the nation yesterday, you're being transferred to an ultra sensitive and important security project at Nanny Muffin's Nursery School where you will be guarding the chocolate milk supply from the chubby kids before lunch time.












I know, I know, you're impressed with the likeness between my MS Paint version and the real one!!