Lawyers are entertaining, says FOX

According to Variety, FOX has picked up a new show about the most entertaining people in the world- LAWYERS!

"Fox has ruled in favor of the legal drama pilot 'Damages,' "........."'Damages,' from scribe Jonathan Lisco, revolves around "the pathology and personal hazards" lawyers face in juggling their career and personal lives."

Uh, I would say that "personal hazards" just about sums it up. They want drama? They should set the story in law school when the real f'd up stuff happens- oh hey wait, thats how Im gonna make MY millions!

I can picture it now, you follow two separate characters, one male one female, from two complete separate walks of life.

Suzie, homemaker from Iowa becomes Suzie homewrecker, having slept with 8 of the 10 male students in her legal writing section.

Arnie, the uptight, overachieving rich kid from Connecticut, fails his first year contracts exam and after an audible confession to himself that he was the one who broke into the dean's office to try to change his grades commits suicide from the top floor of the law library, where....

coincidentally Suzie happens to be "doing the nasty" with her Super Hot, and married Civ Pro professor, and they both witness the whole thing.

Total dilemma!: Do they fess up to doin it on the roof to help investigating authorities, or do they keep quiet because Hottie prof is up for tenure, and Suzie just might make law review????


Stay tuned.......dun dun dun........