Jingle This!

The following parody is reflective of the idea that Christmas sucks once you are out of school and in the real world. Noone seems to understand that the Holidays are downright shitty for the average twenty-something professional, and so, I decided to write this little ditty (Sung to the tune of Jingle Bells) to express our shared discontent! Enjoy.....











Twenty some, twenty some,
Christmas isn’t fun
No such thing as Christmas break
Loan payments drain my fu-unds!

Twenty some, twenty some,
The gifts have gotten dull
No more games or Barbie dolls
This year I got a rug!

OH! Twenty some, twenty some,
Carefree days are done
Christmas cookies make me fat
Eggnog gives me the runs!

The office party’s near, at least the wine is free
If creepy HR guy brings mistletoe Im gonna FREAK!

OH, Twenty some, twenty some
Grandma leave me alone!
I’m not getting married soon
Not gay, just getting NONE!

OH! Twenty some, twenty some,
I wish I was a Jew
Get Fridays off all year round
And avoid these Christmas Blues!