Mas Vino!

Signs that you are becoming a functioning wino:

1. Your tooth brush bristles are grey from brushing the evening chianti off your tongue.

2. The place in your cupboards where the wine glasses are supposed to go is ALWAYS barren, and the top rack of your dishwasher is ALWAYS full!

3. You DON'T have a vacuum cleaner or a microwave, but you DO have a wine rack, wine glass charms, and decorative wine bottle stoppers (which, are never used because you finish every bottle you open!).

4. By night you praise the Kangaroo, by day you curse the Kangaroo!

5. You caught yourself drooling during your screening of the movie Sideways.